Don’t you worry your pretty little mind.
People always throw rocks at things that shine.
RelationSHIPS sink when they have too many Passengers.
We except the Love we think we deserve.
Sometimes you love someone so much that not even
the truth can change your mind.
Life without you is like; Twitter with no followers, Youtube without
videos, and Google with no results.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree,
but the best way to fall is in love with me.
Even if I had a million reasons to leave I'd look for one to stay.
Love cannot only be found in the good times,
but also when are able to stay strong after a storm.
Seduce my mind and you can have my body.
Find my soul and I’m yours forever.
We may give without loving, but we cannot love without giving.
Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper;
they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end
you’re polished and spotless while they end up useless.
My dog knows when to leave when not wanted, other bitches, not so smart.
I’m as single as a dollar and I’m not looking for change.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
True love is like a fine wine, the older the better.
Ladies when you catch a guy staring at your chest,
he is not looking at your boobs, he is staring into your heart.
The best way to get rid of a telemarketer is to ask them what
they are wearing!
I'm the opposite of slut because I never give a fuck.
The world really needs more love and less paper work!
2012: Come at me bro! 1800: Advance towards me brotheren.
Life's a gamble and I'm calling it's bluff!
If girls argued with their boyfriends topless they would win
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship
with fun and freedom.
A picture speaks a thousand words.
But with photoshop it tells a thousand lies.
Life's a bitch, but totally do-able!
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance!
Cool story bro, in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?
I couldn't help but notice awesome ends with me and ugly
starts with you.
Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take another look.
I’m not saying she’s a slut, I’m just saying I don’t think
she sleeps in her own bed often.
Whoever is trying to bring you down is already below you.
You were once my escape now you're just something I
need to escape from.